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As I mentioned in our private correspondence, you may not really feel this guy is gonna be worth your time, and even now trying to justify it makes me feel a little awkward since it's just one guy and it's not like he has a bunch of friends he can go grab from another board to back him up the way lamers could in the Team-VZQ and Game Pond days.

My free time is growing shorter these days and I really hate going to to Port Saiid (or DHN, or any of our other remaining boards for that matter) and seeing this lamer's posts. I think part of my particular problem is that if I've been away a week, there will be dozens of posts from this guy by the time I return, so I see his bullshit everywhere.

The problem is that he's been around since the early Game Pond days and FO (or others in Port Saiid for that matter, I know James has said this in particular) may feel a little awkward banning him after he's been around for so long, even though he has a laundry list of posts under his belt that clearly break the Port Saiid TOS. Well, actually, part of the problem is that he kind of "skirts" under the rules. For example, his recent "you can't make parodies of anime because that's lampshading" could almost be against the "no bringing other forums' rules to Port Saiid" rule, except it's so vague, he's not enforcing a specific forum's rules onto us, just a general (what James would call) "John Q. Internet" rule. (On a side note: I had to look up what "lampshading" is. It seems to be the exact opposite of how he uses it - if FO and I backed down on writing a parody sketch because a pussy like him whined that it offended him - THAT would be "lampshading".)

Another problem is that he uses the "language barrier" thing as an excuse. Again, he doesn't come right out and say, "Go easy on me! I just don't understand you all the time because of the language barrier!", but it's like a hidden "read-between-the-lines" thing that goes along with his attitude, and I think that he knows that because he's not made one single effort to improve the way he writes in 10+ years of being around.

Along with the recent issues already discussed here and in our private correspondence, I can list off a few more recent posts of his that brought me to the decision to bring him before your judgment:

Pretty much almost any post this guy makes could count as "Topic Derailment", but this one is particularly demonstrative of the types of 3rd-grader bullshit he posts in every topic. Often, he tries to make every post be about porn in some way or another. Imagine if I replied to every topic with "I Look Like an Egg", or tried to turn every topic into a discussion of eggs, and then complain when topics are not about eggs. That's da dick in a nutshell.

Crawl took good care of him here. Basically, a good example of breaking the rule of complaining about what we discuss.

Thanks, but no thanks, to message board psychiatry. Sometimes, I gotta love Mitch.

Here he is telling me I can't question art. That's when I started to get more vividly annoyed with him than usual.

This is where I finally couldn't take his BS anymore and lashed out at him.


I know ShnooWorld is neutral territory and we're not really supposed to use any postings (unless they're actual physical attacks against the forum itself) as evidence, but I really can't resist this one and I'll explain why - The only post he ever made there is in this topic and he basically showed up out of nowhere, butted into a conversation he had no business in and accused FO and Agisuro of "useless bickering".

I think actually what angers me the most about that is not even so much what he said (which, like I said, couldn't really be used against him because of where it was posted), but someone apparently told FO something to effect of, "Well, if you don't want people replying to you with messages like that, then don't have ShnooWorld on the Port Saiid Pipeline", and as FO pointed out, that topic didn't even appear on the Pipeline because it was too old. I'm not sure who would have told her such a thing, but it's evidence that people do take his side and coddle him when he doesn't deserve it. Evidence like that makes me believe that someone right now has gone behind our backs and told FO, "Maybe you shouldn't do an anime parody because he might have a point that it will upset people", and I don't like people having that kind of control over us, especially since I'm betting anyone who says that might also say, "And maybe you should tell Sethra not to write one, too". As I said before, it's skirting just under the rules - it's like a Lite version of the Stranglehold Scam.

Really, just look up his name anywhere he posts. Port Saiid, DHN, maybe even the Game Pond - you can see his posts are laden with racial & homophobic slurs, common internet insult slang, and counts upon counts of him derailing topics with incendiary replies, offtopic remarks, and complaining about what people are discussing. And yet if anyone says the tiniest little thing to upset him, he goes batshit on them. 99% of the times the things that piss him off are nowhere near as bad as the shit he spews on a daily basis.

I think he'd be pretty easy for both of you to handle. Here's some facts about him:

He doesn't care if anything he says offends anyone, but he is VERY easily offended himself. Just calling him a "weeaboo" sets him off like fireworks on the 4th of July. Or criticize anything he likes - which appears to be almost any anime and webcomic ever.

He's not very bright. He doesn't appear to have any immediate friends. Just possibly a few people who are overly forgiving of his behavior because, "Poor thing just doesn't understand us!"

English may not be his first language but I have seen no evidence that he speaks any other.

He is A LOT like GH64 and SlayerX in many ways, though he does not appear to be either.

A large part of his problem is that he is enormously angsty and emo and it seems like he tries hardest to bring others down when he sees them having fun. I actually first noticed that several years ago when we were joking and having fun in this topic, and he made a reply saying that "homo-paladins" couldn't make him feel better. That's why I think he did that to Agisuro and FO at ShnooWorld. If you remember, that's exactly what the Game Pond GD people used to do - when they'd see others having fun, they'd make some snide emo post trying to make them feel bad for doing it. (He is a Game Pond person, according to FO and she seemed to find evidence that supports that, though I do not specifically remember him there.)

Finally, James pointed out that he got particularly hostile when a user named Greybob showed up. He seems to hate Greybob for getting along with the community, which at first glance makes no sense since if he hates Greybob for having opinions and tastes similar to ours, then wouldn't that mean he should hate the rest of us, too? James even pointed out that he hates webcomics and anime far more than Greybob does, so why hasn't da dick gone after him before now? This also leads me to another point - in the few months Greybob has been around, he has learend more about us than da dick has in the entire 10+ years he's been around. da dick never really strives to "learn" us. He assigns a "label" to everyone and that's all they are to him forever. But if someone asshat like Kitsunexus shows up, da dick showers him with lavishing attention.

He really has no place in Port Saiid and the DHN community is now officially against him.

I think you two have dulled Nixxy and Brig's blades enough that you could let them go and turn your attention to him. He'd be a no-brainer for you. Also, if SlayerX shows up again (and he will, trust me), I think you should go after him, too. You already know about the DHN email incident several months back. That would be reason enough.